I am the Real Slim Okie. For you who doesn’t know, slim = flippin’ brilliant and okie = cool dude. And that is who I am, me.

I love Souf Afrika and all its people. The only fing I don’t like is peopl that don’t like Souf Afrika.

We have many great people here, but too many of them don’t understand that. People like Mr Manuel and Mr Mboweni – they are doing a great job! I can’t not think of anybody who can do their jobs better, especially me.

Ja, I want to be a leader in business. I want the world to see how great this country is, because they must. And I want people here to have fun. Why do all the powerful people have these faces like they just found out they are being voted off on the Biggest Loser or on Survivor. Eish.

Ja, we need to have strong business leaders and we need to have fun. And maybe we can even have both. Wouldn’t that be lekker!