Lost and found

Hullo again world

I didn’t write nuffing here for a long-time cos I couldn’t remember my password so I’m sorry for dat. I did find where I did write it when I was cleaning my hamster cage last night, so now I can be a blogger again.

Fankfully dere’s been lots to read on da internet to keep you busy till I’m back.

Da biggest news fingy now is what dey calling #SiliconCape. I like couldn’t believe it when I did read it because I also said long ago dat Cape Town is almost Souf Afrika’s Silicon Valley.

If you does want to read more you can visit da local site which is not a local site – www.siliconcape.com. I don’t know when dey going to put up da local site – www.siliconcape.co.za because when I try go dere it says I can’t connect and I have 500 errors. To all da #SiliconCape people, if you want me to help you put up da local site den please kontak me. You can just kliek on my kontak page if you look up at da top above dis piece of writing.

To Mr Lingham and Mr Stanford, you okes rock! I fink you are also real slim okies for frowing dis together. I will be watching this like a flamingo and if it keeps going strong den I might even add you to my bogroll on da left wiv Mr Buckland who did write such a nice speech to tell everybody dere!

Amatomu is lekker

Ja, I found dis cool fing called Amatomu where dey take your site and dey list it and dey tell you how you doing in da blog-a-sfeer.

When I looked, hey, I are already in da top 2,000 blogs in Souf Afrika. And I only just starting! Lekker!

You see, we have lots of clever okies here in Souf Afrika – especially Mr Maher and Mr Buckland who maked Amatomu. I am very sad to see dat dey altwee left Amatomu to go somewhere else, so we hope it doesn’t break now cause den who will fix it?

I fink Mr Maher and Mr Buckland are slim okies, so I are going to add dem to my bogroll, cause dey so clever.

Ja, I know I’m lank slim too, but I worried dat if I add me to my bogroll den I cause a ‘Circular reference’ like in Excel, and den I break WordPress and den everyone is cross wif me, so I not going to do dat.

Cape Town is almost Souf Afrika’s Silicon Valley

Have you heared that Cape Town is Souf Afrika’s own Silicon Valley?

We have lots of clever okies living in Cape Town, and it has been home to some successvol entrepreneurs, like Mr Shuttleworth and Mr Lingham. Lots of dem Cape Towners are also involved in new media stuff. You have clever bloggers like Mr Bagle (he prefer to be called “The Bagle” and he write this great post that inspire me) and clever business okies like Mr Edelstein (who has so many T-shirts he want to give them away).

But dere is somefing missing, I doesn’t know what it is. Maybe it just don’t sound right. No, I fink da only way dat Cape Town could be the next Silicon Valley is if Ms Pamela Anderson came to live dere. Ja, maybe its dat.

Search King!

I am finking I must go work for Google. Ja, I know dey have a diffikult aptitude test but dat should be easy wif my experience (plus you can get da answers online here, but don’t tell dem).

I is always losing fings, so I must take lots of time each day searching, and now after so long I are a real search expert!

And Google is so cool, I going to add it to my bogroll so everyone can see how slim dey are.

Interest-ing times

We all know dat Mr Mboweni [who I fink is very good] has gonads of steel.

Fankfully after he has been testing all of ours for while, we can now breave a bit easier as he did decide to not take our interest rates up vis month. Phew!

I didn’t like the interest rate hikes, and I don’t fink anyone else did eiver. And we doesn’t know if the roller-coaster ride is finished, but I know we are all tired of frowing-up all over da place from dis bumpy ride.

So where to now? Hopefully we will all learn ve lesson and stop spending our pretty pennies on useless rubbish and start doing what we do best… winning rugby and cricket games.

And anuvver fing, why do Souf Afrika’s unemployment get less when all vis is happening? Just read vis Fin24 article. It don’t make no sense to me right now, except dat we need lots and lots more new jobs for all the okies sitting around doing nuffing.

How do we do vat? Start new companies and new businesses I fink. Come Souf Afrika, bring us some good ideas now.